damn I am cutting it close! Pleeeeeease let this make it!

Look another black guy with glasses! Seriously I went looking through the auditions so far and apparently we are frikken taking over DA. Unite my brethren!

#Name, Full: Not telling -at least not as long as Facebook is still up and active -
#Name, Social: Ransak
#Aliases: Filthy Karl, Kirp, Kirpes, Karl, Kirp Douglas, Kam, Kirp Cameron, Karl P. White, Kammy, Kammerz, F Dot

BIRTH

#Age: mid-late twenties
#Date of Birth: 2/20
#Place of Birth: Brooklyn
#Species: Human
#Dominant Race: Black
#Ethnic Background: Half Jamaican and Half Guyanese

PHYSICAL OVERVIEW

#Gender: male
#Height: 6' 5" (maybe less people have been informing me that I have been shrinking!!!)
#Weight: 190 Lbs

PHYSICAL ABILITIES

#Life Type: Human
#Mortality: Mortal
#Life Expectancy: I'd like to die by the age of 69... preferably shot by a jealous husband
#Relative Fitness Level: Gets winded walking up too many stairs...
#Endurance: High threshold for pain
#Rebound: Heals at a normal rate
#Constitution: Weak
#Diseases: COPD
#Defects: gets winded easily and needs to wear glasses
#Vision: piss poor
#Hearing: good
#Reflexes: of a cat
#Speed: of a mongoose
#Strength: relatively strong, i guess it is in the size
#Dexterity: good with his hands, better with his tongue
#Flexibility: Limbo champ!
#Alternate Physical States: form of A Block of Ice! haha, just kidding

MENTAL, EMOTIONAL

#Motivations: Thrill-seeking and fame-making
#Goals: Find a party to go to and close out the bar
#Approximate IQ: Ummm really smart?
#Intelligence Ability: Can be quite clever, but usually needs to be really motivated to apply said intelligence
#Thought Process: opportunistic and optimistic
#Default State of Mind: carefree and easygoing
#Presented Personality: cocky, provocative, and whimsical
#Pleasantries: Drinking Rum, dancing, drawing, listening to music, playing videogames, reading, writing poetry, dressing up ridiculously well
#Peeves: Uptight people, ignorance, tourists, slow walkers, loud cell phone talkers, bad dancing, anyone from Jersey, men dressed better than himself
#Bad Habits: Stubborn, likes to push buttons, smokes recreationally even though he has awful respiratory problems
#Guilty Pleasure: Sometimes listens to Celine Dion, Tatu, J-Pop, and Natalie Imbruglia
#Sexual Orientation: Hetero
#Sexual Attitude: Pretty suggestive and flirtatious
#Religion: Christian, Methodist
#Political Mindset: Cares but would rather not get into it because it always ends up being a touchy subject
#Moral Disposition: Unique; for the most part all the evil things he does are limited to lies. He lies a lot. Not to intentionally hurt anyone, but just because his mouth gets him in trouble a lot and good lie will get him out of it. He justifies most of this with the saying "what you don't know can't hurt you". He does, however, realize that lying is wrong and seeks to do good deeds to those that are less fortunate.

POSSESIONS & FASHION

#Wealth: Middle class
#Critical Civil Possessions: watch, earrings, i-pod, flask, and headphones
#Weapons: Feet and Flask
#Keepsakes: Glasses?
#Attire: Urban Dandy- Overly dressed top (elaborate paisley tie, french cuff shirt, usually some kind of vest/argyle sweater), casual bottoms (fitted jeans, DC shoes), and an oversized fitted cap
#Hair Style{s}: Black and low cut


SOCIO CHARACTERISTICS

#Status: White collar worker
#Family: Mother, Father, Little Sister
#Loyalties: None established so far
#Friends & Allies: People who like to party, acid-creature, saburu91
#Enemies & Rivals: Douchebags, JongBom
#Love Interests: the Midwest Heartthrob

HISTORY

Ransak-the-Reject is always on the lookout for a worthy foe a good time and a hard drink. The easiest way to find these things, he has surmised, is to live a life of excess and indulgence, don’t ask why? ask why the fuck not?!? As far as his cockiness goes, he confident about his skills with his pencils (double entendre!) which in the grand scheme of things are only 2 things in life to be really confident about so it's not that big of a deal. He is well read, holds a degree in philosophy and tries to learn a bit of language and drink from every country that fascinates him. He believes that true character is revealed when we are pushed to see what we become in times when our comfort is stripped away. If that sounds like an excuse to constantly provoke and instigate, it is. He dresses very well because A. It usually impresses people B. It allows him to act more salacious without reprimand, and C. He likes attention. Above all else he is usually smiling, laughing, and joking (often at himself and his ridiculous decisions) because life is too short to take seriously all the time.


OTHER

#Special Abilities: Can remove all his clothes in under 5 seconds, Cannot cry (seriously I actually have had to undergo ocular surgery and no longer have the abilities to produce tears)
#Quotes: "There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about."
"Dance like nobody is watching."
"Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and the world laughs at you."